Wednesday, March 21, 2012

friends dont let friends get duck face wasted

because no really, you look stoopid! stop it pweeeeeease!
dont pretend like you dont know what im talking about, you know darn well about that silly look we call the duckface. its that look you get in your lips (yes, i said in your lips) just before youre about to snap that puuurrrfect picture of yourself for your facebook. since resigning myself to a facebook free life i have become increasingly annoyed when seeing peeps while being out-n'-about sporting this quack pose! you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that fake sorta of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you've got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones? well NO you dont, so stop-doing-it and stop your friends from the duckface too! you dont look cute, its not sexy and i don't care who you think you are, i promise, YOU look really really stupid!! One of UD's use it in a sentence goes like this: "i would love to smack that duckface right off her!" and thats exactly how i feel (only i cant really go slapping anyone as of right now...) This is a movement i never got behind and while i am a little late to addressing this epidemic, its better late than never, right?!  Kk- So no more duck-face wasted! And if you have any duckface behavior to report, send your pics to the following address and lets put a lid on this : or if youre just looking for a few laughs!! See below for some celeb pics of repeat duckfacers as well as some random folk just duckfacing around! Ha! enjoy...  
Urban Dictionary's Urban Word of the day back in 2010!
A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.
{if you ask me, the Shore made the duckface a full time job! mom to be time to give up the gig}
{case and point to my claim made above as see here in the age of perpetual smart phone snaps and shes sporting a ms pickles tank}
{o emmm gee i was dying when i read the caption to this one: its Black Swan honey, not Black duck! bwaha!}
{Lisa Rinna... no stranger to doctor-aided physical enhancements but im pretty sure she didnt intentionally check the permanent duckface box... ouch!}
{ love Eva Mendes, so its bummer to me shes a fan of this face. you know she can even talk with the lips locked in permo duckface! check it out here }
{holy hot mess lohan! you are the ultimate repeat offender
of the duck face crime, but lets not forget that look is no longer a choice for her to wipe off her face}
{perhaps the most famous maker of the duckface, Mary-Kate Olson! Supposedly she says "prune" when posing for photos to get this dumb look just right... no words} 

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