bad habbits for 2 please...

Ok so I have a confession to make… I have a new horrendously fun habit...whenever I don't like something (like when hearing a bad joke, being tasked to do something unpleasant, etc. you get what im saying) I give a real big dramatic thumbs down, similar to the one you see in the picture above.  This isn't normally received with enthusiasm, but nonetheless sure is fun to do {call me immature, but it is what it is} and while most of the time I dislike something under the circumstances that don’t typically permit this action to be carried out  I have found an alternative. i have resorted to conjuring up the mental image of myself acting out a Big Fat thumbs down {again, like that pictured above}

This being said, have you ever worked with somebody that gets personal calls at work ALL DAY LONG? As in their spouse calling ON THE BUSINESS LINE to discuss such important things as HOW'S YOUR DAY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER, I MISS YOU, WANNA GO TO A SCREENING ON THE LOT TONIGHT blah-blah-blah-blah-blah etc.? This drives me out of my f-ing mind. Over and over this futz keeps calling his wife to talk about stupid sh*t. I HATE IT. Can't you text that stuff? Email it? Call the person on THEIR CELL PHONE so that you don't interrupt the work place?  Which is where my bad habit comes in... Yesterday I was daydreaming a little when I imagined myself walking right over to his desk and executing my horrendously fun habit… like while he was right in the middle of one of his {yes this means multiple} daily personal calls… there isn’t much that annoys me, but this reeeeaaaallly gets under my skin! Thumbs Down to your daily inner office borderline common area personal calls! A real wavering Thumbs Down to you buddy, take that s*it outside :0 ) thank you