This week on the Bachelorette....
Arie - Race Car Driver
Emilys first date in Prague is with Arie who is witout a doubt a frontrunner.
Just minuets into the episode Chris Harrison (host) comes out sounding really
fake and a little like a bad after-school special and tells us he wants to take
some time to talk about something we may have heard about, or “even read about.”
Arie apparently had previously dated one of the producers on the show… then
before the next commercial break Chris informs us that Emily, Arie and Cassie
sat down together and Arie said it was so long ago he didn’t think of saying
anything. For some reason, this conversation wasn’t filmed. Why the hell not? If
you ask me this was an attempt to create drama. Meh… you kinda got me.
Nonetheless their date continues with no shortage of make out sheshs!
John- The Wolf
The next date is with John who I just
really don’t find cute. I guess he’s probably nice or something, but if that’s
the only thing you can say about a guy… well than… you probably don’t find him
attractive either. And is it me or has ever episode been filled with some sort of credulous
tourist activity... The first one or two were cute, but come on now! Is Emily
really even superstitious? I would have to think so as she does EVERY weird
thing every tour guide says will bring you luck or love. This time it’s the
lock fence… one word… fail!
Sean - Yawn as in boring!
John gets home from the date and Sean decides
he needs to go find Emily, since he won’t be getting a date. Then it gets a
little weird,,, he literally goes outside and starts calling her name and
jogging around the streets… but then he finds her- they grab a beer, chat, and
its kinda nice. So now Emily has had 2 “secret” extra dates.
Doug {doofy humble Doug}
Best put... It's a little-known tradition that goes down before the Summer Olympics: the Awkward Olympics. It takes place in Prague, and dates back as far as last night.Oh Doug… Humble Doug… I now present you with the Gold Medal for the most awkward kiss EVER! Im not impressed and
clearly neither is Emily! I honestly don’t think this “man” could get any more awkward! I must say… his name suits him quite well. Ah Doug… I don’t
know what to tell you buddy… good luck... I guess... cause you’re probably going to
need it… that and See YA!
Chris {he is the youngest but my gosh!}
Chris starts out his date with Emily by him
telling her he’s mad he didn’t get a one on one, but he’s not going to dwell on it. Only that is exactly what he’s
doing. Throughout the entire episode Chris bitches and moans, every time we
flash back to the guys, we see him being whiney and was seriously annoying. He has a
bad attitude about everything! Hes really a freaking brat! Why cant he just
enjoy the time he gets with her and stop thinking he deserve every one on one
date. He thinks he’s good for her….but why? Articulate THAT, instead of being a
crybaby… crybaby!
Jef with one f…
Emily and Jef’s date started out with the
two of them buying mini puppet versions of themselves and toting them around
the city. They later have a little puppet show re-enacting their journey thus far. At
first it seemed a bit cheesy and probably sounds really dumb, but it was
actually pretty cute and made me laugh. Jef is pretty hilarious and sweet and
to me that equals awesome, im starting to like him for Emily…
based on the bigger picture I would totally pick him waaaaaay over Arie, but I’m
not sure what Emily will do.
Rose Ceremony
With dearly departed Doug and John... The Rose Ceremony was a
simple matter. Even with Chris’s whining, he was a more appealing choice than
John the Wolf… so our final four remain… Chris (yuck), Sean (yawn), Ari (cool),
and Jef (hes really kinda growing on me).
Next week’s
teaser was really not a teaser at all… it was rather vague and elusive. Emily doesn’t
want to get rid of anyone... But she must! Or maybe not… I mean there is really a
loose sense of ethics here and Chris did say there’s no rules this season.
Maybe she’ll marry them all and we’ll have a “brother-husbands” situation on our
hands! Awesome! And then they’ll get their own show on TLC. Perfect
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